“After 33 years of ruling you, I thought all of you would know me by now,” the visibly disappointed Head of State and Government and Commander in Chief of Chakuti Chakuti said at State House.
“All the things, that we’ve been through,” he said. “You should understand me, like I understand you … I ain’t gonna do nuthn, to upset my happy party. Ohh don’t get so excited, when I’m announcing a Cabinet, cause you only act like children, when it’s surprise you get…”
When a stupid reporter asked him, “But, oh great Head of State and Government, the people were expecting a new direction …” he was cut off.
The People from All Walks of Life, a shadowy group that regularly emerges to “hail” and “welcome” all kinds of shit, appeared on ZBC and said: “We hail this Cabinet. We welcome it. It will usher in a new dispensation, whatever the fuck that means.”
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