Are you constantly asking your friends why you can’t meet a decent girl? If you find that the women you date always turn out to be annoying or weird in some way, maybe you’re just choosing the wrong type of woman. For example, you should beware of the Club Veteran, who has been practically been living in bars and clubs since she hit the legal drinking age, as well as the Mystery Girl, who deliberately tries to confuse you with her elusiveness.
Obviously, there isn’t just one type of woman that is right for every guy. There are thousands of fish in the sea and you will never find two that are exactly alike. However, there are certain categories of women that should be avoided at all costs. Trust me, if you steer clear of the following, you’ll avoid some major headaches in the future.
This type of woman insists that you spend every waking moment with her, refusing to let you go out with the boys or spend any significant amount of time with anyone else. If you suggest that she should hook up with her girlfriends while you go watch the game with your friends, you will probably be faced with a two-hour argument during which she’ll ask you if you still love her about a thousand times.
Let’s face it: If you can’t have a little independence in your relationship, it’s never going to last. Unless, of course, you’re also needy, in which case this might be the type of woman that’s right for you.
Whether you’re with friends, family, or even just the dog, she always has to be the center of everyone’s attention. In order to accomplish this, she may use one or many of the following techniques: Talking excessively loud, wildly gesturing, telling unbelievable stories just to capture everyone’s attention, or wearing extremely provocative outfits.
Although this type of woman can be exhausting given that she’s always putting on a show, some men do enjoy women with lots of personality. Just be sure that you can handle it before you get involved.
Fortunately, you can usually see this type coming from a mile away. She compliments you on your expensive watch, and asks you what kind of car you drive, what you do for a living, where you live, and so on. Since the Gold Digger is basically looking for a sugar daddy, she’ll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you just as quickly if your cash flow doesn’t meet her standards.
Regardless of your financial situation, you should run the other way. Do you really want a woman who only sees men as dollar signs?
If your girlfriend is constantly fixing your hair and tucking in your shirt, you’re the victim of a Mother Goose. Although she may have good intentions and be great in many other ways, her motherly instincts will eventually drive you up the wall.
She may not be a lost cause, however; some women can be taught to stop “mothering” you. However, if you’ve talked to her about it a few times and she still can’t resist the urge to spit on a tissue to remove a spot from your face, you might have to go your separate ways.
This type chatters incessantly about every topic that crosses her mind, no matter how mundane or unimportant it may be. She will drive you crazy with her never-ending monologues about the guy at work who never makes a new pot of coffee when he finishes the last one and the woman at the supermarket who wears too much make-up.
The worst type of Motor Mouth is the one whose favorite topic of conversation is herself . If you manage to make it through two hours of listening to her talk about the new shoes she wants to buy or her lower back pain, you are prepared to survive anything. My advice is to break it off as quickly as possible before you lose your mind.